Just what Hollywood fucking ordered—another dipshit with no film credentials here to tell you what’s what about movies and TV! That’s right, we’re adding movie and television reviews to the growing pile of shit we ramble about on this site. These posts are going to feel a lot like our “Sound Off” series, so don’t expect anything shiny, new, or even remotely relevant. Sometimes it’ll be the latest blockbuster; other times, it’ll be some ancient garbage I dug up from the depths of a streaming service. Either way, if I have shit to say, you’ll see it here.
I went with the name “B*List” because, much like the name suggests, my reviews are low-budget, mildly entertaining, and largely fueled by my AMC A-List Pass (please sponsor me). I’ve also joked with friends about starting a podcast under the same name in the past. Who knows? Maybe someday? But for now this will cut it. Like everything else on this site, I’ll keep these reviews short and as straight to the point as possible, because we both know you’ve got better things to do and I highly doubt you are even reading this. Is anyone out there? I’m shouting into the ether……
Anyhow, since spoilers are basically the internet’s third rail, I’ll try to warn you when they’re coming, but I can’t make any promises. This is all just a long-ass way of saying: buckle up for some unqualified, unfiltered takes on film and TV. You’ve been warned. K, thx, bye.
It’s just a phase…